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SP-AVG specializes in content creation for a variety of media, including audio CD, video DVD, print and the web. Some of the services I can provide include:
- Website design and hosting/domain registration
- Graphic design for print on paper, signs or clothing
- Audio mixing and mastering
- CD production, including sound engineering, cover design and replication
- DVD production, including nonlinear video editing, special effects, titles, chapters, alternate tracks, multilayer menus, cover design and replication
- Animation with Flash, or hand-drawn animation, delivered on disc or over the web
- Online file storage
- Home Theater installation/configuration
- Customized Computer building and programming/installations/configurations/repairs
- Business card, letterhead, flyer, book and pamphlet printing, including all full-color work and hardcover binding.
Basically I can do just about anything you may need for your audio project, video project, web project or your home computer/entertainment center. I have been doing all of it for a very long time, now, so don't hesitate to drop me a line and ask! Price quotes are available for nearly all kinds of work.
The best part of all is that I can offer services at steeply discounted rates in comparison to the average competitors, and the quality of the work may very well surprise you. Couple that with the money you'll save hiring me over somebody else, and I can practically guarantee you'll be back for more work in short order. Drop me a line and let's talk about your project!
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- If you ask me technical questions please don't argue with me because you don't like my answer. If you think you know more about the topic, why ask? And if I'm arguing with you...it's because I am positive that I am correct, otherwise I'd just say "I don't know" or give you some tips on where to look it up, I don't have the time to just argue for the sake of it.
- Starting a conversation by insulting yourself (i.e. "I'm such an idiot") will not make me laugh, or feel sorry for you; all it will do is remind me that yes, you are an idiot and that I am going to hate having to talk to you. Trust me; you don't want to start a call that way.
- I am ok with you making mistakes, fixing them is my job. I am not ok with you lying to me about a mistake you made. It makes it much harder to resolve and thus makes my job more difficult. Be honest and we can get the problem resolved and continue on with our business.
- There is no magic "Fix it" button. Everything takes some amount of work to fix, and not everything is worth fixing or even possible to fix. If I say that you just need to re-do a document that you accidentally deleted 2 months ago, please don't get mad at me. I'm not ignoring your problem, and it's not that I don't like you, I just cant always fix everything.
- Not everything you ask me to do is "urgent". In fact, by marking things as "urgent" every time, you almost ensure that I treat none of it as a priority.
- You are not the only one who needs help, and you usually don't have the most urgent issue. Give me some time to get to your problem, it will get fixed.
- Emailing me several times about the same issue in the same day is not only unnecessary, it's highly annoying. Emails will stay until I delete them, I won't delete them until I'm done with them. I will typically respond as soon as I have a useful update. If it is an urgent issue, let me know (see number 5).
- Yes, I prefer email over telephone calls. It has nothing to do with being friendly, it's about efficiency. It is much faster and easier for me to list out a set of questions that I need you to answer than it is for me to call and ask you them one by one. You can find the answers at your leisure and while I'm waiting I can work on other problems.
- Yes, I seem blunt and rude. It's not that I mean to, I just don't have the time to sugar coat things for you. I assume we are both adults and can handle the reality of a problem. If you did something wrong, I will tell you. I don't care that it was a mistake, because it really makes no difference to me. Don't take it personal, I just don't want it to happen again.
- And finally, yes, your boss at work can read your email, can see what web pages you look at while you are at work, can access every file on your work computer, and can tell if you are chatting with people on an instant messenger or chat room (and can also read what you are typing). But no, they usually don't do it. It's unethical, they're all busy people, and in all reality you aren't all that interesting. So unless somebody is instructed to specifically monitor or investigate your actions, they don't. There really are much more interesting things on the internet than you.
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